I wanted to say that you're gonna hear some bad things about me, and some of them are true, but trust me. Everything I've worked for, everything I care about, it's all for this family!
Mabel, what if he's lying? This thing could destroy the universe! Listen to your head!
Look into my eyes, Mabel! You really think I'm a bad guy?
He's lying! Shut it down NOW!
Mabel, please!
Ten. Nine.
[Mabel struggles to decide who to listen to]
Grunkle Stan...
Six. Five.
[she lets go of the button switch and floats up]
...I trust you.
MABEL, ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE'RE ALL GONNA-!
One.
[Dipper, Stan, Soos and Mabel disappear in an explosion of white light as each of them screams. Everything floats through the white light for several seconds before it disappears and they all come crashing back down. A mysterious figure comes out of the portal, places his six-fingered hand on the journal, and puts it in his jacket pocket]
What...? Who is that?
The author of the journals. [The author sheds his headscarf revealing his face; he looks identical to Stan] My brother.
Is this the part where one of us faints?
Oh, I am so on it, dude. [Does so]
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