All right, it took all day, but I converted it to a record. And now we can slow it down to see if the mind-control message theory is correct. Prepare to have your mind blown.
Spit-take, here I come. [sips Pitt Cola]
[Dipper plays and slows down the record, with a tapeman ready to record]
Hmm... that's not spit worthy. What gives?
What? Is that it? [fiddles with the speed] Ugh, This was so stupid! Course there's no hidden mind-control messages. Mabel was right. Wendy just likes the song. She just likes Robbie.
[entering with Robbie] Hey, Dip. Forgot my keys.
What's up, junior? What are you doing? Trying to come up with an equation to make girls like you? [laughs]
Ready to go to Lookout Point?
Heh, am I. [leaving with her] Later, dorks. Catch ya on the rewind. [chuckles] I made that up.
I'll rewind your FACE!
Wait a minute. Stan, rewind!
[He manually turns the record backwards, and it plays "You are now under my control! Your mind is mine!"]
[spits soda into Dipper's face] Holy mackerel! Now there's your spit-take!
Ha ha! I knew it! It's mind control after all! Oh no! I've got to save Wendy!
Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! Let's roll!
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