[At the gift shop, Stan shows Soos, Wendy and Dipper a newspaper article showing a picture of Gideon and Mabel together]
Hey, hey! What the Jekyll is Mabel doing in the paper next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?
[browses her cellphone] Oh yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.
WHAT?! That little shyster is dating my great-niece?!
I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Mab-ideon? Gide-Abel? [Gasps] Ma-gid-bel-eon!
I didn't know! I didn't hear about it! And plus, I told her not to!
[walking out the door] Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little skunk's house; this is gonna stop right now! [Slams the door]
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