BBBulldozer Bob
You are on strike with me.
On strike with Bulldozer Bob. Hold it. If he wins, Is he going to be my new father? Forever bad? On strike with Bulldozer Bob? Forever?!
Goofy, Max, PJ: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! What do we do?!
Now, now, now... I got the answer, fishing fever is a very stubborn disease, Joining Bulldozer Bob is very good, Yes, indeed, so he can take care of you, but, I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.
What's next on my Inheritance list? Hmm. I don't know what to do. Let's ask Mom. Hey, Mom, can you help me?
I really need your help to tell me what's wrong with Max.
I know what's wrong. The only thing wrong with that rotten pineapple rind is fishing fever.
[gasps] Is that when you break out in fish hooks and your limbs scale off?
No, PJ, It's when your bait can of yours tricks a father into doing his job so he can take the day off fishing.
Wait a minute. You're right.
I did? I did. But I wouldn't do dare.
He could... he would... Oh. You're right, you did.
Oh, he did. Hey, Peg! Somethin' is wrong here! He tricked my son!
Listen to the Mom, Listen to the Mom.
Now, now, now... Thank you for cuing me, however, fishing fever is a very stubborn disease.
So the plan is we nab him.
Oh, That's a great idea, PJ, yes, indeed, but, I'm afraid the cure will have to be... drastic.
How come when somebody gets three wishes on TV, they always blow it?
MMax
Ah, Peege, they're just cartoons. They don't know any better.
I mean, everybody knows you'd just wish for more wishes.
MMax
Well, if you had all the wishes in the world, what would you wish for?
[PJ has struggled to get himself to stand on his skates, and the two start skating.]
Oh, man; I'd be the best at everything! I'd be the best basketball player, baseball player, race car driver, and...definitely the best...skater! Whoa!
Stealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?
[Max and PJ look at each other and gulp.]
[The boys quickly exit as Pete wrestles with his new power tool.]
Aw, great! Leech is gonna kill us, the police are gonna arrest us, and my dad's gonna sand us!
MMax
Look, we'll hide the bottle here for tonight. In the morning we'll think of something!
Like changing our names and putting ourselves up for adoption?!
MPMax and PJ
[wink cleverly at each other] Why, look! [point to Pistol's bed] There she is!
[Pistol looks at the bed confusedly, then rubs her eyes]
PJ, is this a con or what?
Pistol, she's sitting right on your bed!
[Pistol tries looking harder, then she turns around and looks between her legs with her book landing on the floor, and when she gets back up, she picks the book up again]
Well, we do. [using the book to describe what Inky looks like] Oh, yeah. Uh, let's see. About eight-foot-three, [shows the picture] funny hat, little flower in her lapel thing sort of.
[looks at the book and looks surprised then delighted as she imagines she's seeing Inky] Yeah!
Today's your dentist appointment.
MMax
But, Dad! Why do I have to go to the dentist? Grandpa never went to the dentist!
Grandpa doesn't have any teeth, Maxie.
MMax
But my teeth are fine! [shows Goofy his teeth] Look, Pop, no cavities!
That may be true, son. But you still need to have an annual checkup every 6 months.
MMax
[groans] So I'm trapped!
I bet you're missing the point. Come on, I'm going to show you something.
MMax
No! You're not going to pull out the...
Yep, the family photo album! [laughs]
[after showing Max the family photo album]
So you see, Maxie, Pete could've avoid all of that mess by going to the dentist in the first place.
MMax
I get the message, Dad! I'm getting my teeth checked out right now!
[last lines of the series]
Hold it, Maxie! Maybe the dentist can squeeze me in too. I think I had too many soda. Owie.
MMax
I just don't get it. Every time I go outside and say what a beautiful day it is something bad happens to me. Wait a minute. If I say the opposite maybe nothing bad will happen. Yeah. I'll go give it a try. What a terrible horrible no-good really bad day.
Wait a minute. He wouldn't! do that. Would he? Did he say that?
He could... he would... You're right, he did.
No, no, no. Don't look now, Max, your eyes can't take the daylights! Good. There it is, Mom. The tap dancing shoes all ready to tap dance.
Hmmmm! Hmmmm! Mmm-hmmm! A clear case of terminal lazy-Ola, systemic shirk-itis, and a galloping boondoggle-emia. Well done, PJ! Not a second to lose!
The tapping will cue in 4, 3, 2, 1 and 0. Oh, nice knowing you, Max.
MMax
Aah! Aaaaaaaah! Oh, god, please be mud.
It worked. What about all those trophies on the "Wall of Petes", Dad?
[sobbing] The Wall of Petes is a big pile of... horse feathers!
MMax
Oh. [sniffles] Now I know how Mr. Scrappy feels.
MMax
Oh, Dad, All I wanted was to have a good day. But do I get one? No. My life has been invaded Earl's reckon numbers, bird trap, a fire breathing dragon and I just got ran over by a stampede of Buffaloes. How could this get any worse? Getting Trampled by Crowd?
[gasps] Hello. What's that? My bait can. I've been looking all over for it. Now I can take some fishing with Dad. Daphne's going to be in big trouble. With Daphne on fire, The Goods train will be destroyed. Once Daphne goes racing by with an out of control goods train and her fashion breaks on fire after that, I can turn green and toss three meals a day! Ooh, yeah. That will spook and surprise her. Wait a minute. She wouldn't be on fire. Would she?
MMax
He Tricked him for us?
I did? Hey, I did. Really? Well, let me show you how I did.
I love show business! [laughs]
Daphne's been stealing everything. But she didn't steal my bait can. I'm keeping it for keeps.
Stealing's wrong! It's against the law... and it's just plain bad manners! And if I caught anyone I know stealing, I'd scale and sand 'em myself. Understood?
Did Dad called me boy? Well, he did.
Uh-oh. Time to pinch them now. [snickers]
Gawrsh, This I gotta see.
Goofy, Max: Aaaaaaah!
Are little sisters supposed to be motivated?
Dad? [gasps] No! It can't be! The Ghost of My Dad! He came back to kill us all!
Goofy, Max, PJ: Aaaaah!
Thank goodness, you're well!
MMax
You gave us quite a scare.
MMax
And I'm so glad you got the tickets.
And I'm so glad you're strong enough.
MMax
And I'm so glad you got your pants back.
And I'm so glad you're finally better.
MMax
And I'm so glad you took the bad news.
And I'm so glad you're not dying.
MMax
And I'm so glad you got it right.
And I'm so glad you're back on the concrete.
MMax
And I'm so glad you've won.
And I'm so glad you told the truth just like you said! [hugs Pete at last] Don't you ever
again. And This time don't do it.
Very well, boys. I won't do it again.
FDFederal Department of Advertising Man
Pete, you're back!
Hey, Federal Department of Advertising Man. Pete's back.
FDFederal Department of Advertising Man
He is? I don't know what to say. It's a miracle! What were you doing?
I was calculating my life.
You were? Well, then, Welcome back, boss.
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