Shoshanna Shapiro quotes from Girls

Shoshanna

I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.

Hannah

I'm just worried that if we see each other we're going to end up having sex.

Shoshanna

Well, like, that's OK because you both already have HPV.

Hannah

God, that's a really good point.

Jessa

[to Shoshanna] Are you alright?

Shoshanna

I think so, I'm really, really high, like out of my mind high, I smoked some pot in line to the bathroom which is so dirty - do not go in there unless it's an emerg - with these guys in line to the bathroom and they gave me some pot out of a pipe - but it was this stem - it was stem, it was a stem.

Ray

[to Jessa] I don't think she's high on marijuana. [to Shoshanna] Was it a crack stem?

Shoshanna

No.

Ray

Did you smoke crack? Little white rocks?

Shoshanna

No! It was a glass cigarette and I'm high and my ears feel like popping, do you ears feel like popping?

Jessa Johansson

Look at me - you smoked crack. You smoked some crack.

Shoshanna

[pause] Oh my God, don't tell my mom. Don't even tell me. I matriculated from NYU and I just smoked crack, what's going to happen?

Jessa

You're going to be fine. crack can be really fun, under the right circumstances, and it only lasts a little while and I'll take care of you. I will be your crack spirit guide.