Elijah quotes from Girls

Elijah

We're just all living in Hannah's world! And it's all Hannah, Hannah, Hannah all the time.

Elijah

I'm my authentic self. I am being my authentic self.

Hannah

If you had been this gay in college, I would have known because I have two eyeballs, two ears..."

Elijah

You might want to take some steps back through your other boyfriends, and not for nothing, maybe take a look at your dad.

Hannah

You didn't just...?

Elijah

I did.

Hannah

In what way does my father read gay to you?

Elijah

Ah, well, he has a stud in his ear.

Hannah

He got it on a trip he took with his male friends... I heard what that sounded like, I know what that sounded like. You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.

Elijah

Good luck with that.

Marnie

I'm a fucking monster!

Hannah

So, Marnie's been fucking Desi for a full two weeks. Ray has no idea and thinks he's just in a regular in-love couple. And Marnie says that Desi cries every time they say hell or goodbye to each other, and now she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal.

Elijah

He’s not getting anything up Marnie’s ass!

Road trips and skinny dips!

Marnie

America!