[to Shoshanna] Are you alright?
I think so, I'm really, really high, like out of my mind high, I smoked some pot in line to the bathroom which is so dirty - do not go in there unless it's an emerg - with these guys in line to the bathroom and they gave me some pot out of a pipe - but it was this stem - it was stem, it was a stem.
[to Jessa] I don't think she's high on marijuana. [to Shoshanna] Was it a crack stem?
No.
Did you smoke crack? Little white rocks?
No! It was a glass cigarette and I'm high and my ears feel like popping, do you ears feel like popping?
Look at me - you smoked crack. You smoked some crack.
[pause] Oh my God, don't tell my mom. Don't even tell me. I matriculated from NYU and I just smoked crack, what's going to happen?
You're going to be fine. crack can be really fun, under the right circumstances, and it only lasts a little while and I'll take care of you. I will be your crack spirit guide.
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