Elijah and Hannah in “Unfinished Business”

Elijah

I'm my authentic self. I am being my authentic self.

Hannah

If you had been this gay in college, I would have known because I have two eyeballs, two ears..."

Elijah

You might want to take some steps back through your other boyfriends, and not for nothing, maybe take a look at your dad.

Hannah

You didn't just...?

Elijah

I did.

Hannah

In what way does my father read gay to you?

Elijah

Ah, well, he has a stud in his ear.

Hannah

He got it on a trip he took with his male friends... I heard what that sounded like, I know what that sounded like. You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.

Elijah

Good luck with that.