Did you think you could get away with a hostage?
[without much emotion] Ooooh no! He’s got me! I’m so scared!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Gintoki is unperturbed that he is driving a patrol car for an escaped criminal, who has Kagura in the back with him]
Well, that went nicely. But do you really think you can get away with this though?
CCriminal
Just turn here.
Come on, it’s more likely that you’d win the lottery than get out of this country.
[Gintoki, followed by police cars, is driving through an “Akihabara” type city]
Outta the way! Outta the way!
Stop dumbass! Do you really think you can get away?!
Are you saying that I can’t get away? That just makes me want to get away even more!
The suspect is headed towards the terminal. They’ve just passed the moe-moe intersection.
CCriminal
We made it!
Oh shit!
CCriminal
A stroller!
WBWolf boy
Dad!
WWolf
[pushing the stroller] We wander the depths of hell, as father and son. We’re in a hurry, so we’ll take our leave.
That stupid wolf. Doesn’t he know cars can’t stop right away?
Everyone! Well, I’d like to thank you for coming to my performanceveryone!
CKCrowd and Kagura
Performanceveryone!
So, don’t mind me. Just have fun, everyonecromancer!
CCrowd
Necromancer!
And now, for my first number, I’d like to sing ‘Your father is a chome-chome’! So listen and enjoy, would youlterior motive?
CCrowd
Ulterior motive!
[Looking at the concert fans]
Good lord, they’re like a cult here. It feels kinda claustrophobic, and it’s smelly…
[Commercial for Otsuu’s single]
The ban on her single’s broadcast has been lifted! Tarakado Otsuu sings on ‘Adult Situations’!
[voiceover] Second single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’, on sale now! [close up] I’ll tear your heart to little bits.
RReporter
What’s the big selling point of your new single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’?
Well, I’d like everyone to think of the hidden meaning in the term ‘chome-chome.’ It’s kind of a mature theme, so I hope everyone can keep that in mind.
Want some gum?
OFOtsuu’s father
Who’d eat that kid’s stuff?
The best way to live life a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age.
And so, I’ve come to report to you.
Hey, what happened to your accent?
Kagura-chan!
This is the fourth time I’ve rescued you this month.
What are you doing?
[imitating Otsuu’s end of sentences] That’s my line..backer!
Gin-san!
[imitating Gintoki] Get out of my way..ward soul!
I’m gonna have to cut you to shred..ded beef buffet!
Shinpachi [imitating Gintoki] Wait a minute! I’ll be the one to protect her today..s of our lives!
Well everyone, a lot has happened, but I hope you’ll listen again..ophobia!
CCrowd
Gynophobia!
[After the credits]
[voiceover] In the age of the kabuki show, the good looking man treads a fine legal line. But there are two men who still possess the fantastic hair and tight buttocks that ladies love: the mysterious beggar, Sakata Kintoki, and the number one variety show host, Ketsuago Shinpachi. Now, with a female, Chinese mafia don as their goal, they transverse the dark, stained city. The new show, Kintama, starts next week!
Hey, I’m not gonna do that kind of show!
[voiceover] The Land of the Samurai. It’s been a quite a while since our country has been called that. Twenty years ago, a race called the amantos…
[voiceover] Gosh, enough with that stupid introduction.
[voiceover] Just stop it.
But there might be people who are just coming in…
It’s ok. They wouldn’t get it, even with your explanation. Just let them pick it up as they go along.
Yeah, if they want to learn it, they’ll lick it up.
Why the hell would they lick it?
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