Mrs. Kim and Lane in “I Get a Sidekick out of You”

Mrs. Kim

Lane, I have something very upsetting to talk to you about.

Lane

Oh, what?

Mrs. Kim

It concerns the wedding night.

Lane

Oh, boy…

Mrs. Kim

Yes, oh boy. Marriage is a job, Lane. There are rewards that come with this job but there are also sacrifices. There are things you’re gonna have to do.

Lane

Things?

Mrs. Kim

Terrible things.

Lane

Momma, you don’t have to-

Mrs. Kim

You need to hear this! You need to know what to expect. It will start early.

Lane

What will?

Mrs. Kim

The man’s expectations. It starts early. At the wedding, actually. At the wedding you’re going to have to kiss him.

Lane

Momma…

Mrs. Kim

You’ll then be expected to share a bed with tonight, and when you’re in that bed, you’re expected to-

Lane

Momma, please-

Mrs. Kim

You’re gonna have to do it with this boy, Lane. You’re just gonna have to do it. Hopefully, if you’re lucky like me, you’ll only have to do it once.

Lane

Oh.