What do you mean, Luke's out of town?
Ah, well, I mean... Luke's left town. He's gone far away from town. Town's there and Luke's over here.
He's not coming to the wedding with you?
No.
You mean, you're coming alone? Unescorted?
Well, Rory will be there, so.
No, she won't like it.
Who won't?
You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear. People will think things, bad things.
Like what?
Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale.
Wow, suddenly Footloose is not seeming so silly.
What are we gonna do?
Well, I guess first of all, we should agree on of a price.
You'll have to find someone, who'll bring you. You have to find a man.
In one day? Are you kidding me? It took me this long to find Luke.
My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. But if you're to come, then you need to come with a man. [goes back into her house] And Kirk does not count!
[to herself] Lorelai Gilmore. Disappointing mothers since 1968.
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