Lorelai and Luke in “The Lorelais' First Day At Yale”

Lorelai

Well, I can't take it back to Yale.

Luke

I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.

Lorelai

Well, then I'm stuck here.

Luke

Fine, because I need my truck back.

Lorelai

Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.

Luke

I'm not taking the mattress.

Lorelai

Then let me take the truck.

Luke

But that means you take the mattress.

Lorelai

I can't take the mattress.

Luke

Then you can't have the truck.

Lorelai

But that sticks you with the mattress.

Luke

If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.

Lorelai

I can't take the mattress.

Luke

Then you can't have the truck.

Lorelai

And that sticks you with the mattress.

Luke

We've been here before.

Lorelai

I recognize that tree.