Oh, now that kid’s a major drooler.
Yeah, it’s like a fountain.
Okay, that’s it, they have to go.
Luke, come on, it’s just spit. Pretend you’re at a baseball game.
No no no, I’ve had enough. Let them go not spend money at Al’s, I’m through. [He starts to walk toward the people when a woman stands up and starts unbuttoning her shirt. Luke walks back to Lorelai and Rory] Is that woman doing what I think she’s doing? [the woman has started nursing her baby]
Um, well, I can’t be a hundred percent sure, but. . .oh yeah, that’s lunch.
Why, why do they do this? This is a public place, people are eating here.
They sure are.
This cannot be sanitary.
I agree. You don’t know where that thing’s been.
When did that become acceptable? In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They’d go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it’s indecent. This is a diner not a peep show!
Hey, consider making it a combo. You could charge more for your cheeseburgers. Of course, no one would ever feel the same ordering a glass of milk again, but . . .
I have to do something. I just can’t stand here and let the lactating continue.
Luke!
Gross!
I’m gross? I’m not the one exposing myself for the entire world to see. That’s it.
[Luke starts to walk over to the woman, then walks back to the counter] You go make her stop.
I’m not going over there.
Why not? You’re a woman.
So what?
So you have the same parts.
What?
You shouldn’t be scared of it.
Scared of it? You know, you’re gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.
I am being taken advantage of here, and I do not like being taken advantage of. I hate this!
[Jess walks down into the diner and sees the woman nursing]
Oh geez!
[Jess quickly turns around and walks back upstairs. Lorelai and Rory start laughing.]
Okay, well, that was kind of funny.
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