“Scene in a Mall” quotes from Gilmore Girls

Lorelai

I am sorry but you write less than the people offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not possess.

Rory

I could have sworn I told you.

Lorelai

I just reread every e-mail you sent in the last 10 days. No sickness mentioned, but you did share these gems: "What up? Is it freezing there too? Ice". And, "Phew, Pooped". Then you added one of those obnoxious hieroglyphics that I can never read that indicate you're laughing or smiling or frowning or vomiting.

Rory

That's a typo. I don't do cutesy symbols.

Lorelai

You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. Relationships need verbs.

Rory

Yours aren't much better.

Mrs. Gilmore. Did I know you were coming?

Emily

Not unless you're clairvoyant.

Emily

Add an assortment of jewelry suitable for a man with a mustache. What would that be: bracelets, pinky rings?

Lorelai

Does Dad even want any of this stuff?

Emily

He doesn't know what he wants, Lorelai, so I choose what he wants. [stops in front of globe] Excuse me!

Yes?

Emily

I want this.

I'm sorry ma'am, that's just a display. It's not for sale.

Emily

Everything is for sale.

I will take care of it.