Lorelai and Rory in “Scene in a Mall”

Lorelai

I am sorry but you write less than the people offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not possess.

Rory

I could have sworn I told you.

Lorelai

I just reread every e-mail you sent in the last 10 days. No sickness mentioned, but you did share these gems: "What up? Is it freezing there too? Ice". And, "Phew, Pooped". Then you added one of those obnoxious hieroglyphics that I can never read that indicate you're laughing or smiling or frowning or vomiting.

Rory

That's a typo. I don't do cutesy symbols.

Lorelai

You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. Relationships need verbs.

Rory

Yours aren't much better.