[Rory and Lorelai are shopping for school supplies.]
I’m going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.
Paper’s paper.
Not at Chilton.
Alright, fine. Here is your serious paper.
Thank you.
Ooh and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
Mom.
Now these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
I’m going home now.
No, wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways.
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