It's 4/20 and you're dead. Live a little.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
KKyle
Hi, I'm Kyle.
Hi, Kyle, welcome to Woodstone.
Kyle is dumb name.
Well, it matches his dumb back purse.
KKyle
Yeah, well, at least I'm alive.
You cannot deny that those are stableboy cheekbones.
Do not deny us our butler! Not when the dream of the perpetual Hot Pocket is finally within reach!
I face-palmed him immediately
OK, why is that everyone's move suddenly?
You start it.
Oh, right.
Alright, let's go to the zoo!
No, I made that up. I just wanted to have a private conversation without the ghosts hearing us.
So no zoo? Ah man, I really wanted some Dip'n'Dots.
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[Isaac]'s gonna be so bummed. Which I can relate to as a man who thought he was gonna see tigers today.
It's gonna be fun. Who doesn't like fun?
Pretty sure that's just paprika.
It's not a day of humiliation without witnesses.
[reading] No ex-saguination without representation!
Where does the blood come from?
We don't ask that question. There are no good answers.
May the sales of this book begin to remotely offset the amount of money we've lost on ghosts.
Speak of the devil, here he is now!
How are Jay's fiddling skills?
The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal.
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