Nothing's happening yet.
I know. But if they're moving, we're moving.
What about the store?
Oh, you'll figure it out. Good night.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why are you reading Cosmo?
Trying to learn how women think. You know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here?
Are there pictures?
Sometimes. Listen to this, the health benefits of sex. Travels in his, automobile or something? I don't know what that is. 11 secrets of world class lovers.
11? I only got 2 and 3 tops.
Well, Georgie. It must be yours, because you're the only one with a pager.
Oh, yep. That is me.
Someone needs a tow.
No, it's just my mom, I'll call her.
Wanna do something later?
Like, what?!
New Die Hard Movie is out.
Yeah, I don't know, he didn't die in the first one. He didn't die in the second one.
Yeah. It's hard for him to die. It's right there in the title.
Georgie, I don't want to have another kid right now.
Well, when?
I don't know.
But, someday.
I don't know.
So maybe, not someday.
TTodd
I only have 10. How about you?
MMissy
That's all you bought?
TTodd
I don't get my allowance till Saturday.
MMissy
So, what are we gonna do for money?
TTodd
I dunno.
MMissy
You "dunno"? How can you not "dunno"?
I can't believe he took it.
Why?
Well, because he was supposed to say "Oh, I appreciate it, but I can't take money from my baby girl!".
So now you're all "Why'd he take my money?".
Well, you know her. Drinking, smoking, hitting gophers with a golf club, they're usual.
We should ask her and Dale to come over for dinner. Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?
Well, I don't know. Drinking, smoking. Do you really want that around your children?
We are impressionable.
Did you do the sheets or just throw the blanket on top?
I knew I should have waited 'til you left.
DDad
Am I interrupting?
Just making the bed.
You're right.
Sunrise today will be at 6:39, which is only an hour away. So all you ladies out there doing the walk of shame, "Good 4 U" but tick-tock.
Jim, wake up.
Why?
Amanda's on TV.
Hey. Cool. There she is.
Are you freakin' kidding me?
It's late. Let's talk about it in the morning.
I'm supposed to go to sleep now.
Well, I would've told you sooner, but, you were so upset about the store and I didn't want to make things worse.
You've been hiding this from me for months.
See? Worse.
McAllister tires under new management.
What's the name?
Dr. Tire!
Oh, nice. That way, you can still see her everyday when she needs you.
Hey, don't be jealous. If you ever date a girl, and she's on TV, you can put her picture up, too.
For your information, I did date a girl who was on Mari once. I was not the father.
Hey. Here for a truck?
JJesus
First, Corinthians 7:39, A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.
Love it.
JJesus
But, if her husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes.
What else you've got?
JJesus
Let's see. Ooh, let's try this one. First, Timothy 5:14, so I would have younger widows marry. Bear children,
Children, next.
JJesus
I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance.
No fooling you, keep going.
JJesus
Okay, well how's this? To the widows and the unmarried, I say that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do.
Mmm-hmm.
JJesus
But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
You're killing me. What about other religions?
JJesus
Well, in the Jewish tradition, excessive morning of a spouse, it's considered critical of god.
Thanks for nothing.
JJesus
My door is always open.
Yeah.
JJesus
It shouldn't be, but it is.
PPastor
Hey, Georgie.
Hey, Pastor Jeff.
PPastor
That's quite a thing.
Yeah, we're hoping to drive in some business.
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