Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage · Season 1
I like laughing shows.
What are you talking about?
Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Really? I ain't never seen you laugh.
Georgie is very smart, in more of a workaday manner.
He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear 'em an extra day.
He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.
Workaday and frugal. Quite a catch.
I wasn't sure that I was fired.
Of course not.
Is Mrs. McAllister okay with that?
Of course not.
There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Or magaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.
[after CeeCee says her first word] Smart little girl.
Well, you know, genius runs in my family.
Given any more thought to carrying those new Korean tires?
Oh, I appreciate the idea, but my dad fought in Korea. Just feels wrong.
I'm pretty sure these are the good Koreans.
Doesn't matter, I don't want to piss off the blimp guys.
This article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
Why would you do that?
To help dry up your milk.
Well, what happens to the cabbage leaves?
That's your question?
Hi. Can I ask you a personal question?
Sure.
When you got married, did you still have other friends?
Yeah. Tons.
What about after you have kids?
Oh, no. Life as I knew it ended.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
Well, sure.
I really think me, Mandy, and CeeCee, need to spend it at my mom's.
Thanks, Charlie. Good evening, Miss.
Thank the lord, I got a flat tire.
Well, good news. It's only flat on the bottom. Little tough truck came her.
Can you fix it?
I can change it. Got a spare?
I do. It's that one, right there.
This is gonna be great. I ain't never rode in a convertible before.
Well, you know how dogs like to stick their head out the car window. It's like that, but for the people.
Interior's in good shape. Seats are leather.
No, I think it's naugahyde.
What animal is that from?
I don't know, uh... a nauga?
How's it going?
Fine.
You know how to use your fabric softeners and whatnot?!
There's instructions on the bottle.
Right. Good for you.
(over phone) Hello?
(over phone) Hey Connor, it's Georgie. Can I talk to Mandy?
(over phone) She went out with my mom.
(over phone) Who's watching the baby?
(over phone) I am.
(over phone) You know how to do that?
(over phone) No, but I'm learning on the job.
(over phone) Well, keep in mind. That's the only kid I got.
(over phone) Not to worry. We're having a great time rocking out.
(over phone) I'll try again later.
(over phone) Bye.
Whatcha reading?
Book.
Right. You ever gonna talk to me?
Nothing to talk about.
Mandy.
I can't believe you told my mother I was out of line.
She told you.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey. Where have you been?
Getting another job.
You got a job already?
I did.
Aww. That's great.
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