Scenes with Audrey McAllister 8
Audrey
What are you talking about?
Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey
I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Really? I ain't never seen you laugh.
Georgie is very smart, in more of a workaday manner.
Audrey
He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear 'em an extra day.
He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.
Audrey
Workaday and frugal. Quite a catch.
This article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
Audrey
Why would you do that?
To help dry up your milk.
Well, what happens to the cabbage leaves?
Audrey
Morning.
Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
Audrey
Well, sure.
I really think me, Mandy, and CeeCee, need to spend it at my mom's.
Audrey
I know. But if they're moving, we're moving.
Audrey
Oh, you'll figure it out. Good night.
Well, you know her. Drinking, smoking, hitting gophers with a golf club, they're usual.
Audrey
We should ask her and Dale to come over for dinner. Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?
Well, I don't know. Drinking, smoking. Do you really want that around your children?
Sunrise today will be at 6:39, which is only an hour away. So all you ladies out there doing the walk of shame, "Good 4 U" but tick-tock.
Audrey
Jim, wake up.
Audrey
Amanda's on TV.
Audrey
He hasn't been out of his room all day!
He'll be down when he's ready.
Are you sure he's still up there? My sister runs away all the time!
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