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Audrey McAllister quotes from Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage

Played by Rachel Bay Jones · 8 quotes

Audrey McAllister

4th most-quoted character in Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage: in 8 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Jim McAllister (6), Mandy McAllister (5), Georgie Cooper (4)

Scenes with Audrey McAllister 8

I like laughing shows.

Audrey

What are you talking about?

Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.

Audrey

I prefer to laugh when I choose to.

Really? I ain't never seen you laugh.

Georgie is very smart, in more of a workaday manner.

Audrey

He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear 'em an extra day.

He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.

Audrey

Workaday and frugal. Quite a catch.

This article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.

Audrey

Why would you do that?

To help dry up your milk.

Well, what happens to the cabbage leaves?

That's your question?

Nothing's happening yet.

Audrey

I know. But if they're moving, we're moving.

What about the store?

Audrey

Oh, you'll figure it out. Good night.

Well, you know her. Drinking, smoking, hitting gophers with a golf club, they're usual.

Audrey

We should ask her and Dale to come over for dinner. Wouldn't that be nice, Jim?

Well, I don't know. Drinking, smoking. Do you really want that around your children?

We are impressionable.

Sunrise today will be at 6:39, which is only an hour away. So all you ladies out there doing the walk of shame, "Good 4 U" but tick-tock.

Audrey

Jim, wake up.

Why?

Audrey

Amanda's on TV.

Hey. Cool. There she is.

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