A character in Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage
Played by Montana Jordan
Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage · 34 quotes
Most-quoted character in Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage: in 25 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Jim McAllister (13), Mandy McAllister (10), Audrey McAllister (4)
GeorgieI like laughing shows.
What are you talking about?
GeorgieWell, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
GeorgieReally? I ain't never seen you laugh.
GeorgieI wasn't sure that I was fired.
Of course not.
GeorgieIs Mrs. McAllister okay with that?
Of course not.
[after CeeCee says her first word] Smart little girl.
GeorgieWell, you know, genius runs in my family.
GeorgieGiven any more thought to carrying those new Korean tires?
Oh, I appreciate the idea, but my dad fought in Korea. Just feels wrong.
GeorgieI'm pretty sure these are the good Koreans.
Doesn't matter, I don't want to piss off the blimp guys.
GeorgieHi. Can I ask you a personal question?
Sure.
GeorgieWhen you got married, did you still have other friends?
Yeah. Tons.
GeorgieWhat about after you have kids?
Oh, no. Life as I knew it ended.
GeorgieMorning.
Morning.
Morning.
GeorgieMrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
Well, sure.
GeorgieI really think me, Mandy, and CeeCee, need to spend it at my mom's.
GeorgieThanks, Charlie. Good evening, Miss.
Thank the lord, I got a flat tire.
GeorgieWell, good news. It's only flat on the bottom. Little tough truck came her.
Can you fix it?
GeorgieI can change it. Got a spare?
I do. It's that one, right there.
GeorgieThis is gonna be great. I ain't never rode in a convertible before.
Well, you know how dogs like to stick their head out the car window. It's like that, but for the people.
GeorgieInterior's in good shape. Seats are leather.
No, I think it's naugahyde.
GeorgieWhat animal is that from?
I don't know, uh... a nauga?
How's it going?
GeorgieFine.
You know how to use your fabric softeners and whatnot?!
GeorgieThere's instructions on the bottle.
Right. Good for you.
(over phone) Hello?
Georgie(over phone) Hey Connor, it's Georgie. Can I talk to Mandy?
(over phone) She went out with my mom.
Georgie(over phone) Who's watching the baby?
(over phone) I am.
Georgie(over phone) You know how to do that?
(over phone) No, but I'm learning on the job.
Georgie(over phone) Well, keep in mind. That's the only kid I got.
(over phone) Not to worry. We're having a great time rocking out.
Georgie(over phone) I'll try again later.
(over phone) Bye.
GeorgieWhatcha reading?
Book.
GeorgieRight. You ever gonna talk to me?
Nothing to talk about.
GeorgieMandy.
I can't believe you told my mother I was out of line.
GeorgieShe told you.
Yeah.
GeorgieHey.
Hey. Where have you been?
GeorgieGetting another job.
You got a job already?
GeorgieI did.
Aww. That's great.
Why are you reading Cosmo?
GeorgieTrying to learn how women think. You know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here?
Are there pictures?
GeorgieSometimes. Listen to this, the health benefits of sex. Travels in his, automobile or something? I don't know what that is. 11 secrets of world class lovers.
11? I only got 2 and 3 tops.
Well, Georgie. It must be yours, because you're the only one with a pager.
GeorgieOh, yep. That is me.
Someone needs a tow.
GeorgieNo, it's just my mom, I'll call her.
GeorgieWanna do something later?
Like, what?!
GeorgieNew Die Hard Movie is out.
Yeah, I don't know, he didn't die in the first one. He didn't die in the second one.
GeorgieYeah. It's hard for him to die. It's right there in the title.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
