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Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage · Season 1, Episode 15

Jesus and Georgie in “Unfinished Business”

JJesus

First, Corinthians 7:39, A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.

Love it.

JJesus

But, if her husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes.

What else you've got?

JJesus

Let's see. Ooh, let's try this one. First, Timothy 5:14, so I would have younger widows marry. Bear children,

Children, next.

JJesus

I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance.

No fooling you, keep going.

JJesus

Okay, well how's this? To the widows and the unmarried, I say that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do.

Mmm-hmm.

JJesus

But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

You're killing me. What about other religions?

JJesus

Well, in the Jewish tradition, excessive morning of a spouse, it's considered critical of god.

Thanks for nothing.

JJesus

My door is always open.

Yeah.

JJesus

It shouldn't be, but it is.

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