[after Max and Ricky burned down the garage]
[to Benny] What the hell were you thinking? How many times have I told you that this isn't putting out a cigarette?
It wasn't me. I flick it to the neighbor's yard like decent people.
[to Carmen] What the hell were you thinking?
Why are you accusing me?
You snuck out of the house, you got a hicky, you smoked a cigarette, you are one hard lemonade away from arson.
I did it.
I knew it. [to Carmen] What did you do to make your brother burn the garage down?
Ricky gave me a bottle rocket, and I shot it off, but I didn't know it would land on the garage. I'm really sorry, Dad.
Sorry doesn't cut it. You can say goodbye to your allowance for the next year.
But Dad...
No, I don't want to hear it. Max, you destroyed the garage. [realizes] Oh, man, my golf clubs! No, I put them in the car. No, I put them in the garage to clean them! No, I put them back. I don't remember!
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