Angie [to Max]: Hey honey, you hungry? I made some veggie burgers. I got one left!
No way. Vegetarians are left-wing nutjobs. They undermine the beef industry and put a lot of good, hard-working Americans out on their butts.
...What?!
That's what my head ranger, Mr. Dugan, says.
Man, what are they teaching you over there? You're supposed to be learning about knots and wood carving.
Wood carving? Ha! Try to get a piece of lumber nowadays, with all these liberal tree-huggers.
You know what I hate? You can't smoke in restaurants, but a mother can pull out her chi-chi's to feed a baby.
Max [to George]: Can I get a gun permit?
Dude, you still got cartoons on your underwear. No.
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