[Carmen walks in the house all bloodied up]
Carmen, what happened?
I got into a fight with Piper. She kept called me a slut and then she pushed me.
Honey are you okay? You have blood on you!
That's Piper's.
Really?
Yeah, I punched her in the nose.
DAMN, my girl's a scrapper!
George!
Angie let me have this, she drew blood!
I didn't start the fight, I didn't even WANT to fight her but, ugh, she made me. You believe me, right?
Of course we do
Good, cause Mr. Durango didn't. I'm suspended.
Wait, YOU'RE suspended? That's not right.
See Angie, I told you, he's paying me back by getting at my daughter, you still think I'm being paranoid?
[walks in] Hey what's going on?
Carmen got in a fight, Mom.
Look, you have blood on you!
That's the other girl's.
DAMN, my granddaughter's a scrapper!
Mom, we don't encourage violence in this house. [they secretly highfive]
Benny, take Carmen upstairs and help her clean up.
Sure. Let's go champ. [takes her upstairs]
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