The truth is, I don't want anyone in this room being raped, myself included.
Six quid for two slices of pizza. They takes the piss, these Cockneys.
SSmithy (talking about Nessa)
This is a nightmare of epic proportions.
What's wrong with her?
A, how old is it? B, have you seen the tattoo? And three, look at the size of it!
[Stacey and Nessa return from the bathroom]
Been powdering your nose?
Oh thanks Stace, thanks a lot. Look, let's get one thing straight. I dont touch that shit no more, alright? I did and now I don't. So let that be an end to it!
[Nessa and Stacey leave]
And to top it all off, she's a drug addict.
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