It's no use. I want to cry, but I'm just too macho.
I'll make you cry, buddy. You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!
Wha'd'you mean? I was emperor of a whole planet.
Good point... but here's a disturbing reminder: anyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.
These things happen.
Okay, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!
Phew, that's a load off my mind.
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