“Hey, everybody. Uncle Jesse got my bike back.” – Michelle, Full House ... TV Quotes Database

[Jesse and Michelle enter the house]

Hey, everybody. Uncle Jesse got my bike back.

It's no big deal. All I did was outwit a 9-year-old. It's not like he was jeopardy material or anything. What the heck is that?

Michelle's bike. What the heck is that?

Hey, guys. Guess who found Michelle's... bike?

Seems to be the question of the day.

Wow, I've got three bikes!

No, honey, not all of them are yours. One of them is, but which one?

I like this one. It looks brand-new.

Sweetheart, I didn't ask which one you liked the best. I asked you which one is yours?

Let's see. Mine has a Kermit sticker on the basket.

Well, would you settle for a Care Bear on the chainguard?

None of these bikes are mine. Mine's still stolen.

So are all these.

And we're the stealers.

You're all going to the slammer.

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