Rachel: You know what else I'm not gonna miss? [mockingly] "I'm Monica. I wash the toilet seventeen times a day, even if people are on it!"
Monica: "Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I better wash it and shrink it!"
Rachel: "I'm Monica. I don't get phone messages from interesting people, ever.
Phoebe: Hey, I call her.
Monica: "Oh my, I love Ross, I hate Ross! I love Ross, I hate Ross!
Rachel: "Oh my...! I can't find a boyfriend, so I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
[Mad at Rachel's last comment, Monica angrily dumps one of Rachel's belongings into the cardboard box and walks away.]
Phoebe: Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. [she pulls out a drawer and dumps the entire contents into the box

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