[sniffs] This sandwich does smell good...
Did I tell you to smell my sandwich?
I can't smell your sandwich?
No! Half of the taste is in the smell! You're sucking up all the taste units!
Okay, I'll give them back [exhales].
“The One with the Ride-Along” · Season 5, Episode 20
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
Man, I would be great in a war! I really think I'd make a fantastic military leader. I mean, I know I'd make general before any of you guys.
Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
Well, you all know that I am a pacifist, which means I am not interested in war - in any way. But when the revolution comes I will have to destroy you all; not you, Joey.
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