Friends · Season 2, Episode 18
“The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies” · Season 2, Episode 18
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Rachel Green (2), Eddie (2), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1)
[Chandler and his roommate Eddie are talking about their ex-girlfriends.]
So who broke up with who?
I broke up with her. She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia!
Yeah! 'Cause everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia...
... is not Sean Penn!
Eddie [thinking what he's saying is a joke] I had this girlfriend, Tilly, and one morning we went to a restaurant and we got a huge stack of pancakes, and she says "Eddie," and I say "What," and she says "I don't think we should see each other anymore," and I immediately felt like she had torn out my heart and spread it all over my life. I feel like I'm going down a dark abyss and I'm fallin' and I'm fallin' and I'm fallin' and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! [laughs, Chandler looks at him funny] That wasn't such a funny story, was it?
I'm Tilly. [Chandler freezes]
[Chandler freezes] Oh.
I can tell by that 'oh' Eddie's spoken of me.
Yeah, your name came up... in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
[Chandler has just told Eddie to get out of his apartment]
Well, that's kinda outta the blue.
[Angry] THIS IS NOT OUT OF THE BLUE! THIS IS SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLUE!
Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean, you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Oh hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea. Why don't you have Paolo over to have a romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock knock jokes.
Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back.
Nah, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor who could have saved me was me. It's supposed to be some kind of irony.
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