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Friday Night Lights
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S5 E5Kingdom

S5 E6Swerve

[to a defeated, drunk Luke] When was the last time you enjoyed playing football? Were you worried about scholarships when you were eight years old?

[about Julie] She's humiliated and ashamed.

CTCoach Taylor

She better be!

Our daughter is broken right now. She needs our compassion.

It's come to my attention that all of you branded yourselves with - what was it? A salad fork?

It was a hanger, sir. Mr. Kingmaker, sir.

S5 E7Perfect Record

Let's have a barbecue.

CTCoach Taylor

What?

Let's have a morale building barbecue.

EEric

You said it. I didn't say anything.

How do you think I got Mrs. Riggins? I went into the Landing Strip for two weeks straight and got a lap dance from every girl except her.

Ms. Riggins works at the Landing Strip?!

Coach I was wondering if you'd write me a recommendation for this thing at Baylor.

At Baylor? Ah, sure, write something up and leave it on my desk.

But Coach, I can't recommend myself.

Sure you can.

Are you sure that's legal?

Sure, sure.

S5 E8Fracture

[to Becky] Listen, life is gonna throw a bunch of crap at you, but all you can do is put it in the past and leave it there.

[after watching his appearance on TV] What, you didn't like it?

Nah, it was cool, but you barely talked about anyone but yourself. I mean, you got a whole team out there...

[Hastings is pretending to be a TV host while Luke pretends to be Vince]

Oh, there he is, the golden child Vince Howard. Tell us how you slaughtered the Panthers.

I threw the ball to myself, I caught it in the end zone, and then I kicked the extra point with my gold-plated schlong.

S5 E10Don't Go

You know what I want more than anything? I want to take these kids to state. That's what I want. They deserve it.

RRegina

[to Vince's Dad, Ornette] You've been on his back all week – all month! He needs a father, O! Not an agent!

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