Billy quotes from Friday Night Lights

Billy

I respect you sir. I respect what you do. You're a molder of men. And with my baby and all, I think it would be good for me to be around someone like you. Just give me a chance.

Billy

Triple A is for women. We don't ask for directions and we fix our own cars.

Billy

[to a defeated, drunk Luke] When was the last time you enjoyed playing football? Were you worried about scholarships when you were eight years old?

Billy

Real men don't lift weights. Real men fender bench.

Billy

That kid calling you Daddy, yet?

Tim

Uh uh, doesn't know anything about it.

Billy

I might not have a PhD in stupid like you do, but I'm a tell you right now this is gonna turn out badly, hell is probably gonna end badly right around State.

Billy

[about Lyla] You're a rebound from Jesus.

Tim

No, I'm not a rebound.

Billy

You're a summer fling.

Tim

I don't believe that.

Tim

It's when all the scared rats start running away from the sinking market that the true entrepreneurs come in, Billy. True visionaries.

Billy

I'm a visionary.

Psh, look at ya!

Jason

[at the bank] I'm pretty sure that I don't have to explain to you what's at stake, Billy. And I'm also pretty sure I don't have to explain to you that tellin' somebody something's liquid when it's not quite liquid is a pretty dumbass thing to do!

Billy

Hey! Let's not start with the name callin'. Otherwise, I'll walk right outta here. It's not fair. And I can't punch you. You're in a wheelchair.

Jason

Oh, I'll swing back! Just ask your brother. You wanna take this outside, shorty?

Billy

[Looking at the to-do list that Jason has just made them for the Garrity house] Why do we have to do all the stuff upstairs?

Jason

[sitting in his wheelchair next to Herc] I'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask that.

Jason

What's been your favorite memory of your brother playing football?

Billy

Probably watching him get that ring back in '06. Yeah, after all we've been through together, um, to see him win state, that was, that was probably the happiest day of my life. I was just really proud of him.

Billy

[raising his glass] I love this life.

Tim

What? That's not a cheers, that's thinking out loud.

Jason

To money!

Billy

To being bad ass real estate guys.

Tim

[After telling Billy that Lyla's going to Vanderbilt] I'm staying in Dillon is what it means, Billy. Riggins Rigs. We're in it together now. We're gonna be poppin' beer, makin' money, gettin' off early. I'm telling you. You're not getting it...

Billy

Tim!

Tim

What?

Billy

Come here. You listen to me, you little idiot. You are not gonna wuss out on this. You're gonna go to college and you're gonna get a degree. And I don't care if it takes you 7 years, all right? And when you start thinking it's too hard or that you can't handle it, I want you to remember one thing. I want you to think about the kids that you don't have yet. And I want you to think about my kids. Me and Mindy's kids that we don't have yet. And you're gonna get the job done so that one of these days I can tell them that they don't have to settle for second best. That they can be whoever the hell they want to be because their uncle Timmy went to college. And God bless our mom and dad, wherever the hell they are.

Tim

Yeah.

Billy

But we gotta do better by our kids. Do you hear me? Tim!!?

Tim

I thought...

Billy

Do you hear me?

Tim

Yeah.

Billy

All right.

Tim

[helping Billy paint the nursery] Billy, if I threw up on this wall you wouldn't even know it because this color is puke.

Billy

It's mustard!

Billy

Every time she farts she's thinking that her water's breaking or that she's having contractions. So back off!

Tim

Hey Billy can you pass me that violin please?

Billy

Shut up.

Tim

You're hoggin' it.

Mindy

I don't want you to miss the ultrasound!

Billy

Tim and I can go hunting any time.

Tim

No, we can't, that's why it's called hunting season!