Hastings quotes from Friday Night Lights

This suit? It's hot. I'm baking.

Hastings

I can see you want bacon.

Hastings

[pointing at Buddy Sr.] That's your Dad? He's one of those "I'll tell you something" guys, isn't he?

Yeah. He's a chatter box too.

It's come to my attention that all of you branded yourselves with - what was it? A salad fork?

Hastings

It was a hanger, sir. Mr. Kingmaker, sir.

Hastings

Oh, there he is, the golden child Vince Howard. Tell us how you slaughtered the Panthers.

Luke

I threw the ball to myself, I caught it in the end zone, and then I kicked the extra point with my gold-plated schlong.