[Hastings is pretending to be a TV host while Luke pretends to be Vince]
Oh, there he is, the golden child Vince Howard. Tell us how you slaughtered the Panthers.
I threw the ball to myself, I caught it in the end zone, and then I kicked the extra point with my gold-plated schlong.
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