Friday Night Lights quotes

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Billy: Every time she farts she's thinking that her water's breaking or that she's having contractions. So back off!
Tim: Hey Billy can you pass me that violin please?
Billy: Shut up.
Tim: You're hoggin' it.

Buddy Garrity: And remember you gotta win on Friday night to make the playoffs.
Joe McCoy: What was that? Did I just hear the voice of a dead Panther?

Buddy Garrity: You can't fake boosterism Eric, it comes from the heart. That's the beauty of it.

Coach Taylor: [to Luke and Vince] You get one chance in life fellas. You either take advantage of it or you piss it away. You do the latter and you're gonna regret it the rest of your lives.

Coach Taylor: A few of you have been here. A few of you have not. One thing we all have to do tonight, we've got to focus. The game plan, the fundamentals, gentlemen, moving the sticks what we're going to be doing out there. And listen, fellas, there's a joy to this game, is there not? There's a passion, there's a reason why we're all out here. Other than the fact the pride that it gives us and the respect that it demands we love to play the game so let's go out there and have fun tonight. Do you understand? Because tomorrow, if you give 100% of yourself tonight people are going to look at you differently. People are going to think of you differently. And I promise you you're going look and think differently about yourself. Clear eyes. Full Hearts.
Landry: Can't Lose.

Coach Taylor: Because Friday night... Friday night, there will be a bond formed between and among you, that will never be broken. I will not be proven wrong on that. Do I think we can beat the Dillon Panthers? I don't think we can beat the Dillon Panthers. I know damn well we can beat the Dillon Panthers. The question is, do you think that we can beat the Dillon Panthers? Then show me!
Season 5

Coach Taylor: It's the police, there's not a lot that could be done.
Tami: Well if they had come in and asked to open up Landry's locker, what would you have done?
Coach Taylor: I don't know what I would've done.
Tami: Well I think what really matters is, do you think he had a gun?
Coach Taylor: I sure as hell hope not.
Tami: Do you think it's possible?
Coach Taylor: I don't know.
Tami: Well, if you want this kid to trust you, you have to trust him.

Coach Taylor: Listen up gentlemen...they [the uniforms] may be new, but they're still work clothes. Let's go to work!

Devin: My mom said she'd die before she'd send me there [East Dillon].
Landry: Literally like end her life?
Devin: Hunger strike probably.

Grandma Saracen: Landry, stop throwing the ball. You look like a girl.
Landry: Just one more.
Grandma Saracen: No. You're just a funny looking creature.
Landry: [to Matt] She seems to be doing well.

Joe McCoy: There's a hole over here on the field that if you drove your car over the hubcap would pop right off.
Buddy Garrity: Yeah, when we drive on the football field...we usually don't drive on our football field.

Julie: Did you hear that Brown used to make people hand write their essays?
Matt: That's how they'd weed out the serial killers.

Julie: You don't have to eat if you don't want to.
Matt: I'm hungry.
Tami: Well do you want something else, hun?
Matt: No, I'm sorry... I don't like carrots and I don't like when they touch the meat.
Tami: I'll just take it away.
Matt: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm being rude, I'm sorry. I don't like being rude. I don't like being rude. I'm just having a moment here. I'm just having a moment, I don't think I'm OK.
Julie: Matt.
Matt: I hate him. I don't like hating people, but I just put all my hate on him so I don't have to hate anyone else so I can be a good person, you know to my Grandma, to my friends, to your daughter. That's all I want to say. I want to tell him to his face that I hate him but he doesn't even have a face. I'm sorry, Mrs. Taylor. I'll see y'all tomorrow.

Landry: Hey I was sorry to hear about your friend Calvin.
Vince: What do you care? You don't even know his last name.
Landry: Calvin Brown. And I care about my teammates, and you're my teammate.

Landry: I'm sorry man.
Matt: You should be man, you suck. We've been working on this for a while and you still suck.
Landry: Not at all I was talking about...
Matt: They're giving us a death gratuity.
Landry: A death gratuity?
Matt: Yeah it's like 100 thousand dollars.
Landry: Does it come in a tip jar?