Let's have a barbecue.
What?
Let's have a morale building barbecue.
You said it. I didn't say anything.
Friday Night Lights · Season 5, Episode 7
“Perfect Record” · Season 5, Episode 7
In this episode: Coach Taylor (3), Billy (2), Tami Taylor (1), Jess (1), Luke (1)
Let's have a barbecue.
What?
Let's have a morale building barbecue.
You said it. I didn't say anything.
How do you think I got Mrs. Riggins? I went into the Landing Strip for two weeks straight and got a lap dance from every girl except her.
Ms. Riggins works at the Landing Strip?!
Real men don't lift weights. Real men fender bench.
Let's say today we focus. Friday we punish.
Coach I was wondering if you'd write me a recommendation for this thing at Baylor.
At Baylor? Ah, sure, write something up and leave it on my desk.
But Coach, I can't recommend myself.
Sure you can.
Are you sure that's legal?
Sure, sure.
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