Niles, Endicott and others in “Forgotten But Not Gone”

I'm getting oak with plummy overtones.

EEndicott

I'm getting screwed on alimony.

(Walks in) Niles, I want to talk to you.

Dad! What happened, is there something wrong?

You're damn right there is, it's about you and Frasier! (notices) Good God, you wear a sash?!

Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?

(o.s. from above) No!

Frasier, get in here now!

Frasier shuffles in beside Niles. The following scene looks like a father dressing down two toddlers — a spectacle that both Frasier and Niles are desperate to avoid

Dad, this isn't necessary.

Yeah, we-we can talk about this some other time.

Zip it up, both of you! I just gave up the best meal of my life to come down here, so listen up. Niles, let your brother play.

Dad, this is not a game, this is a club, and Frasier broke the rules!

Technically, I-

Hold it! (To Niles) Well, then you write a new rule so that Frasier can come back.

First, I want an apology-

I said zip it!

He did, I heard him!

Don't get smart! Now, are you gonna let your brother play?

Dad-

Are you gonna let your brother play?

Why-

Are you gonna let your brother play?

I-

Are you gonna let your brother play?

(Gives in) Fine.

Am I gonna have any more trouble between you two?

FNFrasier/Niles

(Humbly) No.

No, what?

FNFrasier/Niles

No, sir.

Good. Now shake hands. (They do) That's more like it. Now if you don't mind, I've got a big plate of Gewürzplatzchen waiting for me at home with my name on it. (Leaves)

Uh, well, [chuckles] let's get back to the wine, shall we?

RReynolds

You got yelled at by your dad. (All the members laugh)