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Frasier · Season 1, Episode 7

“Call Me Irresponsible” quotes from Frasier

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“Call Me Irresponsible” · Season 1, Episode 7

In this episode: Frasier Crane (3), Martin Crane (1), Daphne Moon (1)

[Catherine is crying]

Oh, no, no, no, don't cry. You're in a place of business here.

CCatherine

Your wife is really lucky.

Well, I'm sure she'd say the same thing, especially now that our marriage is over.

My grandfather used to nap every afternoon. He lived to be 93.

Really?

He'd lie there on the sofa and you couldn't wake him for the world. Grammy would say: "He might as well be a dead man." Then, of course, one day we couldn't wake him. He really was a dead man. Poor Grammy. For weeks, she kept insisting: "He's napping, he's napping."

[Martin and Daphne are singing Deck the Halls]

Excuse me, excuse me. Exactly how long have I been asleep?

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