[Phone rings] Hello. Bret speaking.
Bret, it's Jemaine speaking.
Oh, hey, man. Where are you? Did you run away?
No, I went home with a girl.
What?
Bret... I think she might be Australian.
Are you sure she's Australian?
Either she's Australian, or sh-she really likes Australia.
Ugh! You gotta get outta there! Just get outta there!
I-I'm locked in, she's trapped me.
I'm not surprised... Okay, erm... Keep calm, jump out of the window.
Good idea... Oh, it's too high!
Okay, well do one of those dive rolls... When you land.
Okay, I'll try.
[strong Aussie accent] G'day.
Oh... Hey...
Jesus... Got a tongue like a badger's arsehole. What'cha doing there, big J?
Just talking to a friend of mine.
[over the phone] Don't talk to her! She's definitely Australian...
I'm not sure I got your name.
It's Keitha.
... Pardon?
Keitha.
[confused] Keitha?
Yeah, it's like Keith. But with an 'a' at the end. I was named after mi'dad.
Umm...
She's got a man's name!
Keitha, that's a lovely name...
So, how about we go back to bed?
Definitely don't do that!
Uhm... [Exhales deeply] ...No, I can't.
[Disappointed] Oh.
Would you be able to... unlock the door?
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