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Flight of the Conchords · Season 2, Episode 5

Bret and Jemaine in “Unnatural Love”

Bret

I would never go out with an Australian!

Jemaine

But if you were to, I would be fine with it.

Bret

When I first met you you tried to have me deported from New Zealand because you thought I was an Australian.

Jemaine

That was a misunderstanding; you were wearing a vest top.

Bret

My mum gave me that; thought it made me look like Bruce Willis.

Jemaine

Well it didn't, it made you look like an Australian.

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