Simon, Wash and others in “Heart of Gold”

Simon

Isn't there a pregnant woman I'm to examine?

Wash

[to Kaylee] You'd really lie with someone being paid for it?

Kaylee

Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know, examine me.

Jayne

Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!

Wash

Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker.