[Mal practices cocking and aiming his gun in the dining area when Inara comes up behind him.]
Hi.
BWAH!
[laughing] Sorry! Didn't mean to startle.
You didn't! I was just, uh… "BWAH!" That's more like a… It's a warrior like... Strikes fear into the… hearts of… You know, not altogether wise, sneaking up on a fellow when he's handling his weapon.
I'm sure I've heard that said. But… perhaps the dining area isn't the place for this sort of thing.
What do ya mean? It's the only place with a table big enough.
Of course. In that case, every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
. . .
[Inara departs. Mal melodramatically draws his gun.]
Bwah.
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