(Phone ringing) You hear that? That's how it's been since the answer sheets got stolen. I hear it in my sleep, I add milk to my crisped rice cereal, and it SOUNDS LIKE MY PHONE (bangs fists on table)! Norma, hold my calls. I gave you 48 hours, and we're down to 12. Where are my results, people (bangs fists on table again)?!
S1 E2Test of the Tested
Um, Elliott?
EElliott
What?
Here's your candy back. (Spills malt balls)
EElliott
Whoa! (Slips on the candy and falls to the ground)
You should stay away from that stuff. It's real bad for ya.
(While leaving school) Sorry we had to give you your birthday present a day early.
It was a nice non-surprise. Fillmore, about what went down on the bridge...
Hey, it was a bridge you had to cross. Now you're on the other side
I am. But I'd still like to see that stupid test go down.
Don't we all. But Ingrid, what can you do?
Something.
I don't think that's against the rules, at least any of the rules I know. *Laughs* Hey, let's get some egg rolls. You're buying.
*pulls out scooter and puts on gear while looking at Fillmore*
Ingrid, you can't ride that on school grounds.
Oh sure I can. Watch!
You're gonna let me take a turn right?
Only if you catch me... *rides off*
S1 E3A Wurm in Our Midst
Hi, Tony. Is your refridgerator running, like you? ...Man, that was weak!
SStudent
Excuse me! We're meditating here!
TTony
Excuse yourself, sister.
TTony
Shut up and call my mother!
Trust me, I'll get right on that.
Don't let him get to you, Fillmore.
Too late! Dog that kid is bad news!
This ain't good.
LLibrarian
'Isn't'.
Isn't.
Judy Blume doesn't have a subtext, but she is very good.
S1 E4Cry, The Beloved Mascot
LLarkin
(to Ingrid) Hey, Third! How'd you like that cream pie?
AAlistair
Whatcha gonna do now we've come for you?
S1 E5Red Robins Don't Fly
Sorry man, I was comin' up to— Hey, Vallejo. Is this your card?
(Drops card, spins around and knocks over projector screen.)
My what? (nearly
(Fillmore quickly picks projector back up.)
(baffled) Whoa, Fillmore. Nice catch! Thanks.
Huh, listen man, ain't no thing but a chicken on a string.
Huh?
(Smugly) Exactly! Uh, you okay? Oh, and uh, could you sign this communications report?
(Vallejo, rightly confused, mindlessly signs the forms for the new Walkies.)
Cool. Brief away, baby.
No other volunteers? (beat) Put your hand down, O'Farrell.
But I already got the outfit! What am I supposed to do with this wig?
Lots of things.
AAnagram
PIONEER LASSES FREAKS BAKE TAN CAPS.
She likes playing Red Robin, Fillmore. She likes it a lot.
Just what are you driving at, Vallejo?
Maybe something, maybe nothing... Just keep an eye on your partner, Fillmore.
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