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Fawlty Towers · Season 2

Mrs Richards and Polly in “Communication Problems”

Mrs Richards

[To Polly, after looking everywhere for her glasses] Are you blind? They were on my head! Didn't you see them?

Polly

Yes!

Mrs Richards

Didn't God give you eyes?

Polly

Yes, but I don't use them, because it wears the batteries out!

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