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Fawlty Towers · Season 2

Mrs Richards and Polly in “Communication Problems”

Mrs Richards

Hello! [Polly comes out of the office] Girl. There's no paper in my room. Why don't you check these things? That's what you're being paid for, isn't it?

Polly

Well we don't put it in the rooms

Mrs Richards

What?

Polly

We keep it in the lounge

Mrs Richards

[shocked] In the Lounge?!

Polly

I'll get you some. Do you want plain ones, or ones with our address on it?

Mrs Richards

[still shocked] Address on it?!

Polly

How many sheets? [Mrs Richards looks appalled] Well how many are you going to use?

Mrs Richards

[banging the desk bell] Manager!

Polly

Just enough for one? Tell me!

Mrs Richards

Manager! Manager!

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