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Fawlty Towers · Season 1

Ms Tibbs, Basil and others in “The Germans”

TMs Tibbs

We don't think you're well, Mr Fawlty.

Basil

Well perhaps not but I'll live longer than you.

GMs Gatsby

You must have hurt yourself!

Basil

My dear woman, a blow on the head like that... is worth two in the bush.

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