Oh, Fawlty. How's, erm...
My wife?
Er, that's it.
Fine. Absolutely fine. They're taking it out tomorrow morning.
Is she? Good.
No, not her, the nail. They're taking it out tomorrow.
What?
The nail! They're taking it out tomorrow.
H-How did she get a nail in her?
No, I thought I told you, Major. She's having her toenail taken out.
What, just the one of them?
It's an ingrowing one, Major.
Oh, well if it's causing you pain, you have it out!
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