Sister
Yes, yes. We must have our little jokes, mustn't we?
Basil
Yes, we must, mustn't we? My god, you're ugly aren't you? Mind boggling!
Sister
I'll get the Doctor.
Basil
You need a plastic surgeon dear, not a doctor.
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