We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred pounds a year, but then a few weeks later ah god, I'll never forget it now, we got a new boiler..."
Are you alright there Fathers?
HELP ME!!!
Ah hello Ted, I was just telling Father Jack about the thing there last year, how did you fare with yours?
Er I don't know what you're....
Because you know they have no morals and no respect for human life. But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
(to Father Purcell) Actually I'd just like to borrow Father Jack for a moment...
Thank CHRIST!
Ah God, I remember the first time I saw that boiler now, beautiful!
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