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Father Ted · Season 2

Father Purcell, Father Ted and others in “Think Fast, Father Ted”

Father Purcell

We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred pounds a year, but then a few weeks later ah god, I'll never forget it now, we got a new boiler..."

Father Ted

Are you alright there Fathers?

Father Jack

HELP ME!!!

Father Purcell

Ah hello Ted, I was just telling Father Jack about the thing there last year, how did you fare with yours?

Father Ted

Er I don't know what you're....

Father Purcell

Because you know they have no morals and no respect for human life. But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!

Father Ted

(to Father Purcell) Actually I'd just like to borrow Father Jack for a moment...

Father Jack

Thank CHRIST!

Father Purcell

Ah God, I remember the first time I saw that boiler now, beautiful!

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